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Good Guy From Harlem |
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CHOOSE A SPEED
Rating: Violence, Adult Situations
Running Time: 01:28:00
Synopsis
Not counting Nazi propaganda films and student art films, the "Guy From Harlem" might be THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE! The back of the video pack claims the film is set in the crime-infested underbelly of Harlem – yet, the entire film takes place in Miami! Palm trees and all! Halfway through the film they get tired of the storyline and out of the blue decide to switch to the
plot from "Shaft". It has the worst song ever, the worst acting, the worst fight scenes and the worst editing - they play a scene twice. At one point when asked to describe a gang leader named Big Daddy a character says the following. "The thing is nobody knows what Big Daddy looks like, very few people have ever seen him. All we do know is he's a white guy who is six foot
two, with blond curly hair. And man, you talk about muscles... he got the biggest muscles! And he wears bands around his arms. But nobody knows what he looks like. Nobody's ever seen him." Okay, outside of the WWF this describes no more than 3 to 5 living people, and only one of them lives in Miami. And this film isn't a comedy. This write up doesn't even begin to scratch
the surface of what's wrong with this movie. You need to see it for yourself to believe it. (source: imdb.com)
Trivia
The only movie that comes close to sucking as much as this one is The Guy From Harlem's unofficial sequel - "Super Soul Brother". At any rate, we highly recommend this movie because it will make you appreciate every film you see after it
Cast: Al Connors, Loye Hawkins, Wanda De Bauld, Cathy Davis
Director: Rene Martinez, Jr.
Writer: Rene Martinez, Jr. |
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